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[APR22] I swallowed a Joker in the middle of a card game out of anger

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"Yes I'm a virgin", I replied.

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"We have to escape the garden" i whispered to Adam as Jehovah called for us to come out of the forest and present ourselves to him.

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Why did she have to surprise me with dinner like that, making the evening special with candles and confessions?

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I have learned that after death, your essence is transported into a new alternate universe in which you evade that which killed you.

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I woke up to the sound of my mom crying.

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This Christmas I worked at a soup kitchen for the Homeless

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Time just froze and I’m having the time of my life!

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I pleaded and pleaded to the police that I didn't kill him.

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I was driving 80 mph on the highway

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[APR22] I swallowed a Joker in the middle of a card game out of anger	27
"Yes I'm a virgin", I replied.	27
"We have to escape the garden" i whispered to Adam as Jehovah called for us to come out of the forest and present ourselves to him.	27
Why did she have to surprise me with dinner like that, making the evening special with candles and confessions?	27
I have learned that after death, your essence is transported into a new alternate universe in which you evade that which killed you.	27
I woke up to the sound of my mom crying.	27
This Christmas I worked at a soup kitchen for the Homeless	27
Time just froze and I’m having the time of my life!	27
I pleaded and pleaded to the police that I didn't kill him.	27
I was driving 80 mph on the highway	27